January 2012
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I have 24 hours to internet before disappearing...
So have at it: Give me an answer and I’ll ask you a question.
Answers here.
December 2011
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I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST - THAT NO ONE EVER WAS
DUN, DUN, DUN-DUN!
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE!
DA DA DA DA!
I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND, SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE!
DUN, DUN, DUN-DUN!
EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT’S INSIDE!!
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Amy: Come in, we've set a place for you
Doctor: Why did you do that? You didn't know I was comin--
Amy: We always do. It's Christmas, you moron.
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When someone asks you “How’s life?” say, “I don’t...
– Julian Barratt
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The charge that belief in God is irrational is common, but completely without...
– Greg Koukl, Tactics p. 53 (via apologeticsnstuff)
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For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all...
– Russell Brand (via beautifulramblings)
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Why did they park so close?! That space is too small to even put a puppy...
– Haley (heyhaleylee)
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Saw a movie preview about some stupid movie where...
But it was exciting for me because it featured Russell Brand with Noel Fielding’s haircut and a mannerism or two. Won’t go see it in movies but will definitely rent it someday. Or steal it because it looks stupid.
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I’m beginning to realize that if you explain it abstractly enough, ANYTHING can sound like Boosh humor.
For example, Timmy Turner just said: “Remember last Christmas when Vicky sold us as ice sculptures?” And my first thought was, That sounded just like something Noel would say.
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My Dad Had Gone All Weird Again
He wants to “start a new tradition” and do the Hanukkah candle thing. He has a bunch of stupid boring arguments he keeps repeating about why we should do it, even though no one is really opposing him about the idea. Because he likes to fancy himself antagonized. But that’s not the point. The point is when he says all this I have a hard time believing he’ll go through with...
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Tiny Update
Going to my grandmother’s this weekend for Christmas! Because we’re all super busy. But Christmas, yay! So talk to y’all Sunday.
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The people I imagined were always more real to me than the flesh and blood ones...
– Agatha Christie, Autobiography
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You must always be polite to people whose position forbids them to be rude to...
– Agatha Christie, Autobiography
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Does God want us to suffer? What if the answer to that question is ‘yes’? You...
– C.S. Lewis, “Shadowlands” (via sketchmedesire)
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To be part of something one doesn’t in the least understand is, I think,...
– Agatha Christie, Autobiography
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The house in which the spirit dwells, grows, develop instincts and tastes and...
– Agatha Christie, Autobiography
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We never know the whole man, though sometimes, in quick flashes, we know the...
– Agatha Christie, Autobiography
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…the future, dim and uncertain, for which one can make any number of...
– Agatha Christie, Autobiography
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